Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now engaging in steamy sex romps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that louts have been engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for louts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".